cuphaz:

when i was 14 my teacher made fun of my pimples in front of the whole class and my best friend was furious so whenever she saw the teacher she’s like “OH YOU GET NEW CRINKLES TODAY” “DID YOU LOSE WEIGHT COS APPARENTLY YOU DIDN’T” “HEY MA’AM IS THAT YOUR BUTT OR IS THAT YOUR BELLY THEY LOOK THE SAME” she got detention almost everyday even i told her to stop she still did it anyway if you dont know what golden friendship is this is

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tvspecial:

*president voice* 1 2 3 4 i declare a nuclear war

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Straight White Boy Problem #92

straightwhiteboyproblems:

i asked my gf to get me a hot chocolate a couple weeks ago and instead she got me an ICED hot chocolate from starbucks AND she also got herself a caramel ICED coffee. i wasnt mad but when i asked her ‘why’ she said she cant post hot drinks on instagram because the cups arent clear and it wont get any likes wtf

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chocolatemew:

zimpreg:

characters that go from villain to weird family member give me strength

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413px:

plantgay:

kelbii:

plantgay:

42awesomesteve:

plantgay:

tumblrcon would be such a bad idea it would be like 75% scary superwholocks probably

sorry i think you misspelt brilliant

nah its a terrible idea have you seen superwholocks they are terrifying

What do you mean, terrifying? *Drinks salt*

what the fuck

what the fuck

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doctadonner:

devildoll:



Every time I see this it’s a different person exactly how many people want the D of captain America.

oldrockstars:

becoming older than 10 years old was the biggest mistake of my life

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ruinedchildhood:

every time I go to the grocery store with my parents
sophiefarts:


anonymous asked:

Heeey!!! i wanted to request a gender bender of hiccup and astrid. Btw i love the hanging tooth and jack on your blog -they are so cute :D

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It can’t be seen from the front but Hiccup’s ponytail hair should be like valka’s. Astrid stole Bunny’s name

mrskorrasato:

watching some old movers from before asami and i started dating and i was such a fucking idiot wow just look at this shit

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*awkward jaw-drop*

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oh spirits she’s hot

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but i’m not…gay

…right?

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"i really like your boobs-swimsuit SWIMSUIT! it looks really good on you!”

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korra wtf was that

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…spirits…i am gay

i’m fucking gay.

and then i was just really unsure how to feel about that until

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I’M FUCKING GAY OH SWEET TUI AND LA YES I AM HECK YES

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